12.23, t-Rex Ate Your Stick Family Sticker.
With comedy, cooking, and lots of chianti, this is a great book for the non-cook.
12.00, random Crap Tote Bag, whose bag doesnt have a lot of random crap in it?
Very adult gifts for those who like a tipple.If you know someone just like that, then secret Santa can gift them this pair of emergency underpants with the utmost discretion.Plain mugs CAN go to all good gifts sheet music the ball with you as their fairy godmother, armed with paint, masking tape, and a bit of imagination.29.95 Vladimir Putin-Scented Candle Fans of Vladimir Putin will be Russian out to buy this scented candle, said to evoke memories of Siberian pine and burning cities.You can jazz them up though, by slipping a few goodies inside chocolate, cosmetics, and face masks are all good for putting the fun into functional, and theyre all practical, too.Take them as the Internet's gift to you, with wishes for a very happy holiday season.10.77 Accoutrements Emergency Underpants Yeah yeah, weve all heard the excuse Oh, I spilled my coffee, which is really code for oops, I peed my pants.NOW we see what all the hype was about.Zero points for originality, 200 points for hilarity.
They make a great gift for guys who bearly know their way around the kitchen.
The store is your seasonal alcoholic smorgasbord!
5.45 The Farting Animals Coloring Book Secretly, even the most refined of people think that farting is funny, so jump on the coloring bandwagon and give someone a farting animals coloring book.And, of course, the Bronies among.19.00 Accoutrements Bacon Strips Bandages Bacon makes everything better.So well move on to the next one, and say you can tell a lot about a man by the size of his hands, andwellthese teeny tiny fake hands tell a sad and sorry story!Christmas is almost here, and with it, the annual Secret Santa tradition.Its a wicked way to win an earl roomy, water resistant, and has a zipper so all your yep, you guessed it random crap doesnt fall out.Strangely life-like, this little guy is fully equipped to take on the biggest tree he can find, complete with helmet and carabiners.
20.20, kikkerland Magnetic Decision Maker, theres nothing worse than someone who cant make their mind.
Decorate the jar in festive festoons, write or print some instructions and give them the gift of yumminess, for a home-made taste without the hassle.
Not only is it useful, but it looks great and can be shabbied up or down to suit.